Thursday, May 29, 2008

Some brewing fun in the morning...

We're eating breakfast today when we heard this loud bang from the other room. It sounded like something had fallen off a shelf. Sarah figured it out pretty quick though - the airlock had blown off the top of the carboy.



The only other time I've had this happen was when I was brewing the "9-toes Berryweizen" which fermented like crazy because of the raspberries. I've never had it happen with any of the other beers I've brewed. For some reason though, the fermentation for this IPA has taken off like a rocket...

I had to resort to plan B:



This thing is bubbling like crazy in the water at the bottom of the bucket. There's all kinds of foam heading down the tube, but at least it won't explode. I hope.

Anyway, this should be a damn good IPA. I'm still working on a Bowser-themed name for it... any suggestions?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

I thought today was going to be a bad day...

I just had that feeling when I left for work today. Not surprising, since Wednesday mornings we have our weekly "argue about useless features" meeting. I don't usually look forward to that.

But as I pulled onto the freeway, I had the pleasure of driving right behind a Stone delivery truck. For some reason, that really helped put things in perspective for me. Perhaps it was the gigantic photo of beer bottles on the back of the truck. I guess it reminded me that I'm really just working so that I can enjoy the time when I don't have to work. The job is simply a means to an end.

So the meeting wasn't too bad. And this day isn't going to be bad either.

Ahhh, the power of beer.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Padres game tonight

Yes, they're already losing.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

The Death of Offices



I have to say that I much prefer my backyard office to my work office. Even though my work office has an ocean view. With gas at $4 a gallon, it now costs me about $8 a day to drive to work! Not to mention the hour I waste in traffic and the wear and tear on the car. Driving to an office just seems like an absurd waste of resources.

A lot of people like to talk about how high gas prices will lead to the death of the suburbs. As if we're all slaves to our jobs and we'll gladly uproot our families and change our entire lifestyles simply to live closer to the office. I think that high gas prices will instead lead to the death of the offices.

See, these people that think we're all going to move closer to our jobs are still living with this old mentality that people will work the same job for 25 years and retire with a huge pension and a nice pen set from the company. The problem is that people don't work jobs like that anymore. In fact, jobs like that hardly even exist anymore. It makes no sense to move closer to your job because in two years you'll probably be working for someone else, and the karma gods would make sure that your new job is on the complete other side of town that you just moved from.

The more you think about offices, the less they make sense. Why do I need a separate place where I can plug in my laptop and make calls on a different phone number? Why can't I just plug in my laptop at home and use my cell phone for calls? Then it really doesn't matter where I work - the tools I need to do my job are portable.

Think of how much money a company could save if it didn't pay for office space. In San Diego, office space costs an average of $2.15 a square foot. I'm assuming that's the monthly rent cost, not yearly. So for a 10x10 office (or cubicle), it costs $215 a month just to have a space to put me. Add in the cost of a phone, Internet connection, janitorial services, utilities, etc, and you're probably looking at something like $300 a month just to stick me in a little box. In a company of 50 employees, that's $15,000 a month. Instead, the company could just pay everyone $100 a month to help cover the cost of their own phone, utilities, and Internet (which would probably cover about half of what I pay for those services at my own house) and save $10,000 a month. I'd actually come out ahead in that situation given the savings on gas. It's a win-win situation (see, I even worked some management speak into this post).

What about meetings and "office camaraderie"? Most meetings that I'm in now are conference calls anyway, so again it doesn't matter whether I'm at the office, at home, or at the beach. Nobody on the other end of the call knows, or should care. If there needs to be a company wide meeting, have it at a park. Or rent out a hotel conference room. Or a restaurant room. Any of those options are cheaper than renting office space, and they're all equally effective places to gather a bunch of people who are going to zone out for an hour while management rambles about company paradigms and organizational charts.

As for "office camaraderie", take every other Friday afternoon (or one Friday a month) and schedule something fun. Bowling. Happy hour. Video games. Beach volleyball. Pool party. Hiking. Pay everyone to take the afternoon off and spend some time with their coworkers. I'd be willing to bet that company morale would be much higher and your money would be much better spent than cramming everyone into little cubicles in a sterile office environment.

What's even better about ditching the office space is that you could save oodles of money on IT support as well. Just give everyone a laptop computer when they start. Here. It's yours. You own it now. You take care of it. You pay to get it serviced (we'll reimburse you, of course). You pay for any accessories you need (we'll reimburse you, of course). In two years, let us know if you need an upgrade. Keep the old machine. We'll buy you a new one. Mac? Windows? Linux? It's up to you. Company Exchange email servers? Useless - we're using GMail instead. Microsoft Office products? Useless as well, we're using OpenOffice and Google Documents. One more thing - encrypt important or sensitive documents. There you go. IT problems solved for less than the cost of employing one IT person (or deploying one Exchange server).

So, what's holding us back from the work at home revolution? I think it comes down to trust. Management just doesn't trust employees to get the job done when working outside of an office. They'd rather have you there so they can watch over you and guilt you into working. But as high gas prices push more and more people to work from home, these unfounded fears should disappear. Maybe then this working at home setup will become obvious enough that even managers will get it.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Farewell Telemarketers!

I'm sorry it had to end this way. But I had no choice. My once useful home phone had turned into a useless decoration. I had to end my service.

Oh, how I'll miss those five or six calls a day with nobody on the other line. Those nice 8am Saturday morning wakeup calls. I'll never know who really has the number 000-000-0000. I'll always wonder where on Earth you have to be in order to be "out of area".

How will I decide who to vote for now? Without all of those pre-recorded calls from every politician and lobbying group I'm sure I'll have no understanding of the real issues. But alas, the home phone had to go. Even if it means I'll have to study the issues myself and be an informed voter.

Most of all though, I'll miss the arguments with the police fraternity callers. They just wouldn't take no for an answer! Those days when they'd belittle me for not wanting to donate $50 to support their administrative overhead will be sorely missed.

But life goes on. With or without a phone attached to my house.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I love government logos!

I got a nice envelope in the mail the other day in regards to this whole economic stimulus thing. But it wasn't the tax rebate that I was excited about. Check out the sweet logo they put on the envelope:



How do you think the creative juices got flowing for this one?

Marketing Guy: "You know, this whole tax stimulus thing is missing something. I think we need a logo."

Logo Guy: "Alright boss, I think I could help with that."

Marketing Guy: "Something good. Something that says progress and conveys excitement. Maybe an arrow. That'll make people feel like spending."

Logo Guy: "And red text. Red text is always exciting!"

Marketing Guy: "And make sure the arrow is pointing backwards. Nothing says progress like an arrow pointing backwards."


And just what was in this envelope with my new favorite logo? A piece of paper telling me that I would be getting a rebate direct deposited into my account. Never mind the fact that the rebate showed up last week. Or that I'd have to be living in a cave to not know it was coming. But hey, it's the government, so of course they have to send more paperwork telling me about how cool it is to save paper by using direct deposit.

Anyway, the point of this whole post wasn't to whine about government inefficiency. I'll leave that for another day. Now I'm sure this logo was paid for with taxpayer money, which means that as a tax paying citizen I have ownership of that design and can reuse it as I see fit. I was inspired to try it out for a few of my own sites that need logos:




What do you think?

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Getting RMagick to work after upgrading to Ubuntu Hardy

After upgrading from Ubuntu Gutsy to Heron last week, I could no longer run any of my ruby on rails applications that needed RMagick. I was getting the following error:

libMagick.so.9: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory - /usr/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/rmagick-2.2.2/lib/RMagick2.so

The problem is that I had installed ImageMagick from source in Gutsy since the ImageMagick available from the repository was 6.2 and RMagick depends on ImageMagick 6.3. After the upgrade this didn't work anymore.

Turns out to be an easy fix. Since ImageMagick 6.3 is available from the Ubuntu repository in Hardy Heron, all I needed to do was this:

sudo gem uninstall rmagick
sudo apt-get install imagemagick
sudo gem install rmagick

Now everything is working fine again. That's sure a lot easier than building ImageMagick from source.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Dog Park

For some odd reason I decided to take ol' Bowser to the dog park
today. We've been here about 10 minutes and now he's just lying down
next to me and watching everything. That's a nice change from the
hour he spent running around like a maniac and rolling in the water
when he was younger.


The lab in this picture must think Bowser is a total nut job. He just
shook his head and walked away. Seriously.