Wow. So those beers that they charge $8.50 for at Petco Park? Watered down. 3.2% alcohol. Here's the full story.
Forget the fact that it's absurd that they're going to charge a ridiculous price for beer. We've all heard that before.
What I find particularly amusing is that they can water down Budweiser, Miller Lite, and MGD and nobody knows the difference. You can't even tell. That's how amazingly pathetic those beers really are! No respectable brewer would just "add water" to a beer to intentionally lower the alcohol content. Leave it to the big boys to pull such a dishonest trick.
Fortunately, if you look around for it, you can find some San Diego micros on tap at the game. And they're only .50 more ($9). What's another fifty cents when you're already paying $9 for a beer? You know that Stone isn't going to water down a beer.
I'll tell you what’s even more disgraceful, airplane beer! I knew a guy once that was so hard up for a fermented beverage that he actually ordered an MGD on the plane. This can looked like they dug it up with the dead sea scrolls. It was sticky with beer residue and the label was faded from extended sunlight exposure. The most amazing thing about it was it literally tasted like the champagne of beers.
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